10.  "Gollum To Get You Into My Lair"

9.  "Orc On The Run"

8.  "We All Live In A Hole @ Bag End"

7.  "The Ballad of Frodo & Sam" 

6.  "I Want To Hold Your Hobbit"

5.  "Elanor Gamgee"

4.  "Back In The M.O.R.D.O.R."

3.  "Saruman's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

2.  "Nazgul In The Sky With Diamonds"

And the #1 Song:

1.  "Paperback Strider"

Top Ten Ways You Know You're Obsessed w/LotR

10. You like to role-play scenes from the trilogy
9. Your ideal date has pointed ears and is six feet tall
8. You have spent all your savings on Middle-Earth merchandise
7. Once, you looked up in the sky and thought you saw a Nazgul
6. You could swear that your next-door neighbor is a hobbit
5. You spend free time at your piano making up tunes for the songs in LotR
4. Your dog is named Huan and your cat Shadowfax
3. Your doormat says, "Speak friend and enter"
2. Your can recite both lines of the heirs of Elendil by chronological order and giver their date of birth and death by heart

and the number one way you know youre obsessed w/LotR

1. You speak Quenyan fluently and like to write letters in Angerthas

The Shire's 10 Favourite Films

10: Bar Wars: A New Hobbit, The Nazgul Strike Back, and Return of the Red Eye
9: Crocodile Dunedain
8: Foam White and the Drunken Dwarves
7: Citizen Dain
6: The Good, the Bad, and the Gollum
5: Saruman in Love
4: There's Something about Merry
3: Austo Proudfoot in: The Spy who Shaved My Feet!
2: Gone with the Wizard
1: LotR: The Movie

10 Ways To Annoy a Wizard in Middle Earth

10) Ask him does he do kids parties.
9) Tug on his beard then tie it to his shoe laces.
8) Steal his staff then play keep away.
7) Tell him in a patronising tone, "There is no shame in being Peter the Pink."
6) Keep on standing on his robes when you are behind him then say to him "Oh, pardon me."
5) Ask him to pull a rabbit out of his hat.
4) On a regular basis refer to his robes as pajamas.
3) If he ever gets a new piece of jewellery, say to him "Thats nice, I think I saw Saruman wearing something like that last week."
2) When he falls asleep, draw on his face with a marker.
1) Ask him when you are standing behind him, "If you are really a wizard, tell me what finger I am holding up."